Skaters

The CTRG All-Stars: The Stepford Sabotage

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Deep in the wilds of suburban Connecticut lies a force to be reckoned with.  Aggressive and striking (in all senses of the word), the all-star Stepford Sabotage have been waging a war on wheels against docile conformity since December of 2007.  Made up of CTRG's best and most experienced skaters, the Sabotage compete on an international level within the WFTDA, leaving a trail of bruised and battered opponents in their wake.  They are known far and wide for their supersonic booty blocks, and have been known to use the blood of their opponents to frost their signature cupcakes.  Betty Crocker, meet Betty Ford. 

Back row from left: Johnny Arson (Manager), I.Harley Knewem, Doomcake, Luiciana Pulverotti (Captain), Chelsea Grin, Milla Lowlife, Miz Con SepJen, Crotchless (Coach), Murphy's OUTLAW

Middle row from left: Guns N' Bruises, Parker Poison, Girl Fawkes, Ether Bunny, Pepper Grind-Her, Pam TERROR!, Revengela

Front row from left: Pearl Jammer, C. Mya Rage, Black Cherry, Eleanor Bruisevelt (Asst. Captain)

The Yankee Brutals

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As the ranks of the league swelled, CTRG organized a second battalion of their newest and most passionate recruits: the Yankee Brutals.  The local team had their debut in July of 2009, and quickly developed from a rag-tag group of scrappy guerrillas to the battle-tested militia it is today.  Dedicated, disciplined, and (some would argue) deranged, the Brutals' battalion is fighting the good fight against other local teams across the Northeast and beyond.  Ever vigilant, the squadron believes in life, liberty, and the pursuit of derby. 

Back row from left: Cali Ripskin, Babe Vigoda (Co-Captain), Rinko Starr, Murphy's OUTLAW, Pepper Grind-Her, Pam TERROR!, Guns N' Bruises, I. Harley Knewem

Front row from left: Paula G. Imnaughty (Co-Captain), Dee Nasty, Jean Mutation, Crash Corpse

Not Pictured: Amelia Tearheart, Bimbo Slice, Bonnie Voyage, Carrie CrushedHerGood, Lady Braga, Ramona Rotten, Shiny Toy Buns, Fred Perrywinkle (Coach)